Alicja w krainie czarów

I want you to meet Alice.

Nice to meet you, Alice.

How do you do?

Would you like some wine?

Yes, but I don't see any wine.

Of course not. There isn't any.

That's an awfully big hat.

It is? Oh, the tag.

Oh, that's not the size of my hat.

It's not?

Heavens no. Actually, it's the size of my thingamajig.

Oh, Mr. Hatter, please cover yourself.

Oh, what's wrong with her?

She's embarrassed. I think she's still a virgin.

Well, if that's the case, she should be embarrassed.

I've never heard of such a thing.

Well, I'm trying to learn, honestly,

but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.

Well, I don't see why not.

Well, I do.

Do what?

See why not.

How can you see with your eyes shut?

There. That's better.

Well, I gotta go hopping off.

Where are you going?

Oh, I don't know. I must be late for somewhere.

TTFN!

TTFN? What does that mean?

Ta-ta for now.

Don't you think you should put that thing away?

Certainly not. I just let it out.

Don't you like it?

Well, yes. It's very nice.

The nicest one you've ever seen?

Yes.

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