Doggy

You have some treats.

No, that's not how you answer to me, dog-boy. You answer like the dog that you are. Let me hear you.

Mm-hmm.

That's right. Now, get down there, and there's some water, and there's some doggy food for you pathetic little fuck.

You know where you belong, dog-boy?

Where do you belong?

Below your feet.

That's right. Right below my feet. You don't deserve to eat at the table with me, you dirty, disgusting little fucking dog. Is that good, dog-boy?

I miss the treats.

Tell me, do you like to eat dog food like a pathetic loser?

I miss my treats.

Let me hear you bark.

Ruff, ruff, ruff.

Louder!

Ruff!

You fucking loser. Now take a little drink out of your doggy dish.

Oh my fucking God. I bet you wish you could sit up here with me at the table, don't you, dog-boy?

Mm-hmm.

But only real men can have dinner with me. You, on the other hand, are just a pathetic little fuck.

And the only thing that you deserve to eat is *******, so get your fucking face down in the fucking food and eat it.

I didn't say you could get up, dog-boy.

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