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Don't even put any sunblock on.

You're good.

Don't they see the 60 room service?

Breakfast in bed.

Room service.

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Is he racist?

That's my bellhop right there.

You see what I'm talking about dude?

With friends like you, who needs enemies? No.

That's fine.

That's racist.

But what was your plans for the day?

Like I said, you're not going to do that.

And that cone is basically melted.

That's a pretty sad thing.

She might not be older than 21.

Are you older than 21?

Yes.

You sure?

Yes.

You don't look it, how old are you?

You should never ask a woman her age.

She doesn't look a day past 45.

Right?

Wow.

Wow.

Like I said, you got the right plan, but you're with the wrong man right here.

He's a jerk.

I'm the only jerk.

And I'm fat.

You must have switched bodies with your friend over here.

Well, Mark.

He is.

He's different.

I told you I like blondes.

Oh.

Right.

And I like cougars.

You want to invite the golden girls over, you're more than welcome.

I don't know if they're--

They don't even need to know about it.

If they play, it's not such an idea.

So you do play?

No, well, I mean--

Oh.

You can't retract that story.

I rewind this.

I heard you.

I heard you.

I meant, how about a beer?

How about a beer?

The only problem is all the bars on the strip are closed.

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