Dysk gejowski w teatrze

Me? I'm not a virgin. I have sex.

Man, having sex with your hand doesn't count. Now give me some of that popcorn.

No, get your own.

Man, come on. Just give me a handful.

No.

Come on, don't be so selfish.

Now give me some of that.

Whoa! What the hell is that?

Man, I knew it! You couldn't keep your hands off your dick for two minutes!

As long as anyone here is stuck on it. Unless...

Forget it, dude. I'm not gay.

Sure you are. Everyone is, to some degree.

I'm not.

Sure you are. I'll prove it.

How?

I'll suck on your dick for ten minutes and you'll be gay. If you're not, then convince your straight.

Dude, how stupid do you think I am? Ten minutes?

Alright, fine. Five minutes.

Five minutes?

Alright.

I'm so good with my mouth.

Sit back, sit back.

Okay, sit back.

You think they'll open?

What do you say?

Say that again.

If they were out there all night, you better hope they have.

This is a missing person's report, but I don't know what your son's deal is on it.

Well, I'll send in an AT&T on both of them and the car.

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