Kim Chambers topless talk

Alright. Next time I will.

We want smart girls.

You know, I think it's time to get in bed.

I'm at any porn party, and I'll tell you why.

Porn parties. Damn skippy.

Because you can have sex at porn parties and it doesn't even matter.

You can. I used to get those pink condoms,

and I'd walk around to people, hand them out, and be like, "Would you like some bubble gum?"

Yeah, me too.

I've heard some really lame ones.

Yeah, like, "Heaven must be missing an angel."

That one's really lame.

Yeah.

"God, I can't stare in your eyes."

Yeah.

"Oh my God, I have a heart on."

"Would you please jack me off?"

I mean, it's some pretty bad ones.

"Here, I got you a peanut. Let's have sex."

You've heard--somebody's actually told you that?

Oh yeah, all the time.

Hmm.

I don't know.

Cars.

Cars are good.

Yeah, they are.

Yeah.

While driving, though.

While driving. What model car exactly is that?

Well, it all depends.

Cadillac, anyone could buy.

UG and SUV.

SUV is good.

Yeah.

Sucking, though?

Yeah.

Suckers, though.

I don't care who's watching.

I'm like, "Ehh, let me have my head hit it while I'm sucking."

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