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Woman is a wild and hot in parody Tv porn show, she is not totally bionic she is natural
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It's not like I haven't seen you naked before.
Don't forget we used to be happily married.
Steve, this is not fair.
What if you planned a seven-day carnival cruise and they dropped this bomb on you?
I've had a lot worse dropped on me before.
Back when I was in Nam, when I was shot down over the Mekong Delta, I was surrounded by Viet Cong.
I took out two sticks of dynamite, then I set them right next to my parachute.
Then I tied an ignition fuse to them.
And then when those slanty-eyed bastards got close, bam! I detonated it.
And then you were safe?
Not exactly.
to cover up the burn scars.
Then you were rescued?
Don't peek.
No, actually I was taken prisoner.
But three weeks later, I escaped, became an astronaut,
walked on the moon, then had a big parade.
Speaking of the moon, I heard it's going to be full tonight.
Well, that moon's looking pretty full now.
God, I miss those full moons.
I miss those big, creamy full moons.
And the sexy, deep craters.
Listen, after we got our divorce, I told you that we were going to be seeing other people.
It's just not a good idea if I give you any pussy right now.
But what kind of host would I be if I didn't at least jerk you off?
Well, I had the doctor install that a couple of weeks ago.
You might want to let a girl know the next time.
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