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Woman is a wild and hot in parody Tv porn show, she is not totally bionic she is natural

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It's not like I haven't seen you naked before.

Don't forget we used to be happily married.

Steve, this is not fair.

What if you planned a seven-day carnival cruise and they dropped this bomb on you?

I've had a lot worse dropped on me before.

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Back when I was in Nam, when I was shot down over the Mekong Delta, I was surrounded by Viet Cong.

I took out two sticks of dynamite, then I set them right next to my parachute.

Then I tied an ignition fuse to them.

And then when those slanty-eyed bastards got close, bam! I detonated it.

And then you were safe?

Not exactly.

to cover up the burn scars.

Then you were rescued?

Don't peek.

No, actually I was taken prisoner.

But three weeks later, I escaped, became an astronaut,

walked on the moon, then had a big parade.

Speaking of the moon, I heard it's going to be full tonight.

Well, that moon's looking pretty full now.

God, I miss those full moons.

I miss those big, creamy full moons.

And the sexy, deep craters.

Listen, after we got our divorce, I told you that we were going to be seeing other people.

It's just not a good idea if I give you any pussy right now.

But what kind of host would I be if I didn't at least jerk you off?

Well, I had the doctor install that a couple of weeks ago.

You might want to let a girl know the next time.

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