Sph

Because it's so tiny.

It's so tiny.

If it was a person and it talked, it would talk like this, it would talk like this, because

it's so fucking tiny.

That's like smaller than a baby's penis.

And you're a grown fucking man.

You should have a dick that's at least this big.

Dude, like you suck.

You just suck at life.

But you know what you suck even more at?

The size of your dick.

It's just so small.

How can you have sex?

Oh wait, you don't have sex.

You don't have sex.

Because who would want to fuck you?

Who the fuck would want to have sex with a dick this small?

No, actually, it's this small.

See?

How small?

It's like smaller than my fucking pinky nail.

Like, how the fuck?

Who are your mom and dad?

Like, your parents suck.

They made a man that has like a *********** penis.

More like a fucking bug penis.

Your dick is like a dick for a fucking fly.

'Cause it just is so fucking small.

Your dick is like a gherkin.

Do you know what a gherkin is?

I'll tell you what a gherkin is.

It's a tiny little sweet pickle.

But yours isn't sweet.

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