Yummy Kay Parker

Not in public, I hope.

No.

That could be a problem.

It's not.

Then we don't have a Freudian problem.

Then we don't have a Freudian problem.

No!

Good, I'm glad at last we have an understanding

or a lie.

Since you have no emotional problems

and no physical problems,

we might as well get down to some regular schoolwork.

Shakespeare?

Shakespeare, the most brilliant writer

of English literature.

His works can only improve your mind.

It's old fashioned.

Read.

Read.

Speak the speech, I pray you,

as I pronounced it trippingly on the tongue.

No, no, no, Jimmy, Jimmy,

you can understand this

and put a little more feeling into it, can't you?

Speak the speech, I pray you,

as I pronounced it to you,

trippingly on the tongue.

But if you mouth it,

as many of our players do,

I had as Leaf the Town Crier spoke my lines.

Now do not soar the air too much with your hand thus,

but use all gently,

for in the very torrent,

tempest,

and as I may say, whirlwind of your passion,

you must acquire and beget a temperance

that may give it smoothness.

Oh, it offends me to the soul

to hear a robustious, periwink-painted fellow

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